<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670</id><updated>2012-02-05T18:17:03.261-08:00</updated><category term='fat loss 4 idiots'/><category term='kiwi fruit'/><category term='constipation treatment'/><category term='bowel movements'/><category term='constipated'/><category term='jeff daniels'/><category term='constipation remedies'/><category term='constipation relief'/><category term='toning women'/><category term='dr. jj dugoua'/><category term='lean muscle'/><category term='women&apos;s diet'/><category term='screaming jay hawkins'/><category term='jennifer lyall'/><category term='vitamin junkeys'/><category term='natural constipation remedies'/><category term='cures for constipation'/><category term='serge gainsbourg'/><category term='dumb and dumber'/><category term='lose weight'/><category term='constipation cure'/><category term='pregnancy.'/><category term='constipation blues'/><category term='jim carrey'/><category term='torbo lax scene'/><category term='lauren holly'/><category term='yoga for constipation'/><category term='bathroom scene'/><category term='can&apos;t poop'/><title type='text'>Constipation Cured</title><subtitle type='html'>Natural Constipation Cures Revealed</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-2185699829060060416</id><published>2010-06-30T16:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-30T16:44:46.188-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation relief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation cure'/><title type='text'>Constipation Relief</title><content type='html'>Folks have been seeking &lt;b&gt;constipation relief&lt;/b&gt; for thousands of years. Too often a &lt;b&gt;constipation&lt;/b&gt; sufferer depends on laxative pills, long after a doctor has recommended them. They are a short term &lt;b&gt;solution to constipation&lt;/b&gt; but should not be depended upon for normal &lt;b&gt;bowel movements&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To illustrate how long this dependence on purgatives has been occurring here is a 19th century doctor describing his patient suffering from constipation and how he cured her constipation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I  was fetched by Mr A., one evening in January &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;1870, to Hammersmith to  see his wife. He believed her to be dying, from four days' continual  purging and vomiting (attacks recurring at intervals of six to eight  minutes). I will make, in the first instance, a few remarks on my  knowledge of this patient, before attending her on this occasion. This  lady had been for many years a martyr to &lt;span class="gstxt_hlt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;constipation&lt;/b&gt;,  &lt;/span&gt;and had been&amp;nbsp;      in the almost daily habit of obtaining temporary  relief by the use of purgative pills. Two to five drops of this tincture repeated every  hour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="flow"&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;In the years 1865-6-7,  she had been under my care, at various times, for violent attacks of  colic, and had derived great benefit from the treatment pursued; &lt;i&gt;whilst  under my care her bowels always acted comfortably without purgatives. &lt;/i&gt;She  always, however, went back to her pills after my back was turned.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;It may appear incredible  that any one in their senses could act so foolishly. This, however, is  not at all the only instance that I have met with, of patients relapsing  into the use of pills when no longer under regular medical treatment.  Whether it is on account of their cheapness, or griping qualities, I  know not, but the British public is dearly fond of purgative pills.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;The usual result followed, that is to say, &lt;i&gt;her  bowels became more and more constipated, &lt;/i&gt;so that at last she " never  had any want for stool until after three or four pills," and she "did  not believe that they could act without purgatives."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;Mrs A. had no fresh attack of colic until 6th  January 1870, when she was attacked by her old enemy. As she had in the  meantime removed to a western London suburb (at a considerable distance  from my house), Mr A. called in Dr B., a well-known local practitioner.  Dr B. carried out the treatment recommended in the above-mentioned work;  first, he gave a purgative* to clear the stomach and bowels out, and * Khubarb was certainly  present in the mixture that she first took. I may incidentally mention,  that my patient received from Dr B". ten six-dose bottles of medicine in  the five days that&lt;span class="gtxt_body"&gt; then an opiate to suppress the colic. The result of this treatment was  the setting up of attacks of vomiting and purging every few minutes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="flow"&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;On my arrival at the  patient's bedside, I found her in a state of extreme prostration, from  the long-continued, and almost continual, sickness and purging. This  prostration was not to he wondered at, for she had been purged or sick,  or both at once, six or seven times an hour, day and night, for quite  four days. So convinced, in fact, was the patient that her death was  imminent, that she had expressed her last wishes to her husband  respecting their children and other matters.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;She was evidently under  the influence of the opium, for she had &lt;i&gt;little or no pain, although  the vomiting and purging continued as badly as ever. &lt;/i&gt;She was also  almost worn-out by want of sleep, for the so frequent retching and  diarrhoea quite prevented her obtaining any. I forget the exact  treatment pursued, but I know that I prescribed hot fomentations to the  abdomen, and exhibited alternately, respectively, drop and half-drop  doses of the strong tinctures of &lt;i&gt;Nux vomica &lt;/i&gt;and &lt;i&gt;Ipecacuanha, &lt;/i&gt;at  short intervals; also that I substituted on the following day the &lt;i&gt;Veratrum  album &lt;/i&gt;for the &lt;i&gt;Ipecacuanha,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body" style="text-indent: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;Two or three days later, I had the satisfaction of  finding the vomiting arrested, and the purging much diminished; at the  end of the week the latter also ceased. In fact, the patient was cured.&amp;nbsp; I think the patient was  fortunate to escape with her life.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;Mrs A. made a good recovery, with the aid of  appropriate medicines and a liberal diet. I am glad to be able to add  (1873), that this nearly fatal experience of the danger of purging, has  quite weaned her from the use of pills. I prescribed subsequently what I  considered to be a suitable regimen for her case, and, at the request  of her husband, gave him a prescription, for her use whenever the bowels  were more confined than usual. She has had no bad attack of colic  since; she had, however, a threatening of one, about six months after  her illness, for which Mr A. consulted me at once. I then learned, that  though her bowels still were &lt;b&gt;constipated&lt;/b&gt;, yet they were much less so  than formerly, when she was " taking pills;" also, that she continued to  follow closely all my instructions as to diet, etc.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;What has been usually the course pursued in cases  of &lt;b&gt;chronic &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="gstxt_hlt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;constipation&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;? The patient has taken in the first place, for a  slight costiveness, some magnesia or rhubarb; he has then become  accustomed to the drug's action—that is to say, its secondary action was  exerted, so that his bowels were more constipated than before. The  patient has then been obliged, to procure an action of the bowels, to  employ a somewhat more active drug. And so the patient has gone on,  until at length the strongest purgatives have failed to produce the  required action of the bowels. Thus, what at first was merely a slight  costiveness, of but little moment, became at last a disease of the  rectum,* characterized by &lt;b&gt;obstinate &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="gstxt_hlt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;constipation&lt;/b&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gtxt_body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;* For atony of the rectum is truly a disease.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-2185699829060060416?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/2185699829060060416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/06/constipation-relief.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/2185699829060060416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/2185699829060060416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/06/constipation-relief.html' title='Constipation Relief'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-8240315220382930819</id><published>2010-06-28T16:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-28T17:08:44.496-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation relief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='natural constipation remedies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation cure'/><title type='text'>Constipation Causes and Cures</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;MAN, COMPOSED ALMOST WHOLLY OF WATER, IS &lt;b&gt;CONSTIPATED&lt;/b&gt;. WHY?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Naturally the mind of man was first educated to observe external&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;objects and forces in their effects upon himself, and the external&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;still continues to engross his attention as if he were a child in a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;kindergarten. Fascinated by the Without, he ignores the Within. But,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;marvel of marvels, Disease (which when looked at with discerning eyes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;is seen to be an angel in disguise) comes to enlighten him concerning&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the world within. Disease gradually acquaints him with the fact that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;there are within him organs and functions corresponding to the objects&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;and forces in the world without,--servitors in fact which must not be&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;ignored under penalty of transforming them into foes to his well-being.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Disease makes him aware that by ignoring the claims of his inner&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;relations he has been converting his very food, juices and gases into&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;insidious and formidable poisons, which perforce he absorbs into his&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;blood and tissues and circulates throughout his entire system. Thus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;does the disguised angel admonish the ignorant that the rights of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;inner world must not be ignored--that one's duties thereto cannot be&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;neglected without disastrous consequences.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Thus does Pathology, which is really Physiology reversed, become the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;self-revealer _par excellence_. Through digestion and assimilation the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;physiological process takes up the food, juices and gases, to support&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;and augment the life of man. The pathological process, on the contrary,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;because the conditions for nutrition are ignored, reverses the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;upbuilding processes; and the organs of life wither, waste and weaken,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;until life goes out like fire unfed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Man has been slowly learning to take sanitary measures in reference to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;everything that contributes to comfort in his surroundings, and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;hygienic measures in reference to everything conducive to stability in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;his health.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Through ages he has learned, by experience and experiment, of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;changes that inevitably occur in such perishable nutritive substances&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;as water, milk, meats, vegetables, fruits, etc., if they be left&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;uncared for; and he has been led thus to the inference of the law of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;decomposition--or putrefactive and fermentative changes. Idle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;substances, like idle minds, have decomposition and the devil for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;companions. Substances confined in containers open to the air--ponds,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;cesspools, etc.--are every-day object lessons to man of the fact that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the chemical changes they undergo furnish the conditions for breeding&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;bacterial poisons, and that these poisons are a dread menace to animal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;If the reader will observe the analogy between the decomposition of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;substances in vessels or pools, and the decomposition of food in the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;reservoir called the stomach; and its further decomposition in a long&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;canal (the small intestine), connecting the stomach with other&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;receptacles called the colon and sigmoid flexure; and then the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;decomposition of _their_ contents; he will readily comprehend the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;chemical putrefactive or fermentative changes or bacterial action that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;take place in the organism, if for any reason the contents be confined.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Of the four chief elements that enter into the composition of living&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;bodies three are gaseous, or convertible into gas. In the physical man&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;water constitutes three-fourths of the weight of the body. This being&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;so we realize why, notwithstanding our sense of solidity and weight,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;chemical changes occur quite as readily in our organism as in the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;substances we see about us. There are no waterproof walls in the body&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;of man to impede the percolation of liquids freighted with promiscuous&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Passengers from the alimentary canal; Passengers designed to nourish&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the organs for which they have an affinity. But there are those that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;have no organic affinity, and these are tramps, vagabonds, and even&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;murderers, disturbing and destroying the normal functions of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;system. Through extravasation, that is, through fluid infiltration of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;tissues, these Passengers come to be one with us, and we make them part&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt; of our tissue; but some of the Passengers are the demolishers of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;living temple.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Water is universally present in all the tissues of the body, and it is&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;indispensable for introducing new substances into the system and for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;eliminating the worn-out tissues and foreign substances. It is indeed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;important to emphasize the fact that properly to eliminate the foreign&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;and waste products from the system requires, in a healthy person, at&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;least five pints of water during twenty-four hours.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;The amount of gastric juice secreted in twenty-four hours is from six&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;to fourteen pints; of pancreatic juice, one pint; of bile there are two&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;to three pints, and of saliva one to three pints. It is estimated that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the juices secreted during digestion in a man weighing 140 pounds&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;amount to twenty-three pounds in twenty-four hours. These fluids are&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;poured back and forth in the process of transforming food into flesh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;and eliminating waste material.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;In the alimentary canal there are vessels for holding fluid, semi-fluid&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;and moist masses of substance, in all of which decomposition occurs if&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the substances be retained beyond the normal length of time. These&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;vessels or reservoirs are the stomach, duodenum, small intestines,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;colon, sigmoid flexure, and too often the rectum. Through the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;harmonious action of this intestinal retinue of servitors man is well&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;equipped and qualified for health, and he in whom this harmonious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;subservience prevails is among the blessed and elect of mankind. But&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;alas! the great majority of human beings are sufferers from the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;inharmonious and insubordinate action of these servitors. How many a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;human being suffers from _&lt;b&gt;chronic constipation&lt;/b&gt; and indigestion_, the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;exciting causes of which are insidious, and the consequences a protean&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;enemy to his happiness! Medical writers on the subject of chronic&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;constipation have assigned numerous causes, and likewise prescribed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;multitudinous remedies to the patient; but as a general rule this&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;patient, after suffering various woes, if still surviving the many&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;years of medication, rebels against taking further remedies and resigns&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;himself to the chronic enemy on the best terms he can make with diet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;For this large class of chronic sufferers we have good news; and for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the class that have suffered five or ten years we have better news; and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;for the class of infants and children that have started on the road of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;ill-health we have real glad tidings. To know that there is only one&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;chief cause for chronic constipation and its train of disorders, and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;that that cause overshadows all other causes combined, and is easily&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;diagnosed and treated, is news long hoped and prayed for by a multitude&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;of sufferers the world over.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Twenty years as a specialist in diseases of the lower bowels have&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;demonstrated to the writer that chronic inflammation, and often&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;ulceration, of the rectum and sigmoid flexure, in ninety-nine cases out&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;of a hundred, is the cause of chronic constipation and the long army of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;ills resulting from it. And yet, as the reader is well aware,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;constipation has had many "causes," since the days of Hippocrates,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;especially the abnormal condition of the liver.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;The etiology, that is, the exciting cause, of the inflammation of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;anus, rectum, colon, etc., may date from the time a diaper was placed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;on the new-born infant. Excoriations of the integument about the anus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;by the excretions of bowels and bladder indicate that the mucous&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;membrane of anus and rectum demands local remedies, as well as the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;integument of the buttocks, and that it is not the liver which is at&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;fault. The many applications of the diaper during the period of its&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;use, and the frequently delayed removal at night or during long rides&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;in baby wagons, railway trains or carriages, and during long social&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;visits of the nurse; constipating foods, lack of drinking water,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;constipating medicines, followed by all sorts of purgatives, etc., are&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;among a few of the direct causes of diseases of the rectum. A child at&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the age of eighteen months with a healthy rectum is most rare.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;The ten thousand and one chances for contracting disease of the anus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;and rectum do not cease with the period of infancy. The child is left&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;pretty much to shift for itself as to regularity of eating and the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;evacuation of the contents of its bowels, wherein disease has already&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;obtained a foothold. All kinds of foodstuffs, at all hours, with seeds,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;stones, etc., are poked into its stomach, followed by constipating&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;remedies to quiet inevitable troubles, or brisk purgatives given with&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the hope of expelling the arrested contents of the bowels. Is it any&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;wonder that ninety-eight persons of adult age out of every hundred&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;suffer more or less from chronic inflammation and ulceration of anus,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;rectum, sigmoid flexure, colon, or appendix?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Traumatic (externally produced) injuries to the mucous membrane of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;rectum frequently cause inflammation, and hard pieces of bone, wood,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;seeds, imbedded in the feces, scratch, cut and bruise the tissues&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;before and during the act of defecation. Cold boards, stones, earth and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;other substances used as seats may produce inflammation of the rectum.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;There are many and various causes which may be the means of exciting&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;inflammation of the anus and rectum later in life; but it is the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;writer's opinion that the cause can be traced back to infancy or early&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;childhood, and that accidents or imprudence in after years merely&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;excite an already-existing chronic inflammation. Piles, fissure,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;itching pockets, tabs, prolapse, abscesses, fistulæ, etc., are only the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;outcome and symptoms of a chronic disease which has incubated for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;fifteen, twenty or more years. None of this list of troubles produces&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;constipation. It is the inflammation located at the middle portion of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;the rectum and extending into the sigmoid flexure that causes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;constipation; that protean monster which deranges more lives with&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;nervousness than any other pathological condition to which the flesh of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;man is heir!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-8240315220382930819?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/8240315220382930819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/06/constipation-causes-and-cures.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/8240315220382930819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/8240315220382930819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/06/constipation-causes-and-cures.html' title='Constipation Causes and Cures'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-67164410836280481</id><published>2010-04-05T12:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-05T12:14:22.527-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yoga for constipation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bowel movements'/><title type='text'>Yoga for Constipation</title><content type='html'>&lt;span&gt;These powerful abdominal massage can help in &lt;b&gt;bowel movements&lt;/b&gt;,  improve core strength and digestive system.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="364" width="445"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jv-O7gVnmZM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jv-O7gVnmZM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-67164410836280481?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/67164410836280481/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/04/yoga-for-constipation.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/67164410836280481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/67164410836280481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/04/yoga-for-constipation.html' title='Yoga for Constipation'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-4297132526617555699</id><published>2010-03-31T09:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T09:06:15.284-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='serge gainsbourg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='screaming jay hawkins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation cure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation blues'/><title type='text'>Screamin' Jay Hawkins and Gainsbourg - Constipation Blues</title><content type='html'>&lt;span&gt;Best music with Screamin' Jay Hawkins and Serge Gainsbourg for  "The Constipation Blues".&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="285" width="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZvNO0BfBecc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZvNO0BfBecc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-4297132526617555699?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/4297132526617555699/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/03/screamin-jay-hawkins-and-gainsbourg.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/4297132526617555699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/4297132526617555699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/03/screamin-jay-hawkins-and-gainsbourg.html' title='Screamin&apos; Jay Hawkins and Gainsbourg - Constipation Blues'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-685663945840748783</id><published>2010-03-16T20:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T20:42:56.923-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation relief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation treatment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation remedies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pregnancy.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cures for constipation'/><title type='text'>Constipation Relief During Pregnancy - Cures and Treatments</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S6BPl5czLoI/AAAAAAAAApo/DpvJg1BpN88/s1600-h/constipation-pregnancy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="193" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S6BPl5czLoI/AAAAAAAAApo/DpvJg1BpN88/s320/constipation-pregnancy.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;A helpful report on &lt;b&gt;constipation relief during pregnancy&lt;/b&gt;, including constipation treatments and cures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Constipation  is an unpleasant but common symptom of pregnancy. The good news is,  there are steps you can take to deal with it. Here is Dr. Keith  Eddleman, author of Pregnancy for Dummies, with advice on how to cope  with constipation during pregnancy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="285" width="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cSb6KSJr7jo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cSb6KSJr7jo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-685663945840748783?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/685663945840748783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/03/constipation-relief-during-pregnancy.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/685663945840748783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/685663945840748783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/03/constipation-relief-during-pregnancy.html' title='Constipation Relief During Pregnancy - Cures and Treatments'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S6BPl5czLoI/AAAAAAAAApo/DpvJg1BpN88/s72-c/constipation-pregnancy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-1661472691738374709</id><published>2010-02-11T13:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T13:12:50.313-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation relief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation cure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kiwi fruit'/><title type='text'>Kiwi Fruit Relieves Constipation</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S3Rx6I90W8I/AAAAAAAAAf8/Lv91iWuPClY/s1600-h/kiwi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S3Rx6I90W8I/AAAAAAAAAf8/Lv91iWuPClY/s200/kiwi.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kiwi fruit&lt;/b&gt; promotes laxation in the elderly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elaine C Rush1 PhD, Meena Patel2 BSc, Lindsay D Plank2 DPhil and Lynnette R Ferguson3 DSc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Numerous anecdotal reports have suggested that kiwi fruit (Actinidia deliciosa) has laxative effects. This could be an acceptable dietary supplement, especially for elderly people who often present with constipation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We wished to obtain objective evidence as to whether or not kiwi fruit eaten regularly could promote laxation in elderly people. Thirty-eight healthy adults of age &amp;gt; 60 years consumed their normal diet, with or without one kiwi fruit per 30 kg bodyweight for three weeks, followed by a 3-week crossover period. Daily records were taken on frequency of defecation and characteristics of the stools.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kiwi fruit significantly enhanced all tested measures of laxation in these adults. The regular use of kiwi fruit appeared to lead to a bulkier and softer stool, as well as more frequent stool production. Kiwi fruit as a natural remedy appears palatable to most of the population and provides improved laxation for elderly individuals who are otherwise healthy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is likely that a number of factors in the whole fruit are involved, but the nature of the stools suggest fiber is important. This study provides evidence of the potential for improvement in bowel function, health and well-being through changes in diet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asia Pacific Journal of Clinical Nutrition Volume 11 Issue 2 Page 164  - June 2002&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-1661472691738374709?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/1661472691738374709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/02/kiwi-fruit-relieves-constipation.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/1661472691738374709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/1661472691738374709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/02/kiwi-fruit-relieves-constipation.html' title='Kiwi Fruit Relieves Constipation'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S3Rx6I90W8I/AAAAAAAAAf8/Lv91iWuPClY/s72-c/kiwi.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-5145512968246522461</id><published>2010-02-08T10:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T11:13:44.699-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jim carrey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeff daniels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lauren holly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='torbo lax scene'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dumb and dumber'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bathroom scene'/><title type='text'>Dumb and Dumber - Turbo Lax Scene</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S3Bd9VRJplI/AAAAAAAAAfA/tLSoaOn0aIM/s1600-h/dumb-dumber.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S3Bd9VRJplI/AAAAAAAAAfA/tLSoaOn0aIM/s200/dumb-dumber.jpeg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Thar she blows! Hilarious Dumb and Dumber turbo lax scene. Jeff Daniels, Jim Carrey and Lauren Holly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Around the 7 minute mark you will see a part of the original scene that did not make it into the final movie. It's the "I'm gargling!" scene.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="285" width="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D7GoswzefcY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D7GoswzefcY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-5145512968246522461?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/5145512968246522461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/02/dumb-and-dumber-turbo-lax-scene.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/5145512968246522461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/5145512968246522461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/02/dumb-and-dumber-turbo-lax-scene.html' title='Dumb and Dumber - Turbo Lax Scene'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S3Bd9VRJplI/AAAAAAAAAfA/tLSoaOn0aIM/s72-c/dumb-dumber.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-3971452298641572290</id><published>2010-01-27T16:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T16:13:50.873-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='natural constipation remedies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dr. jj dugoua'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jennifer lyall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vitamin junkeys'/><title type='text'>Natural Constipation Remedies Video</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S2DWsIUAc0I/AAAAAAAAAb8/4Ahr_FNUu_I/s1600-h/VitaminJunkeys.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S2DWsIUAc0I/AAAAAAAAAb8/4Ahr_FNUu_I/s200/VitaminJunkeys.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In this week's episode of Vitamin Junkeys, Jennifer Lyall and naturopath Dr. JJ Dugoua look at constipation. What is constipation, what causes constipation and how to relieve it naturally. Learn the secrets to regular bowel movements!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="341" id="veohFlashPlayer" name="veohFlashPlayer" width="410"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.veoh.com/static/swf/webplayer/WebPlayer.swf?version=AFrontend.5.4.9.1003&amp;amp;permalinkId=v16890115Wc8FKY5w&amp;amp;player=videodetailsembedded&amp;amp;videoAutoPlay=0&amp;amp;id=anonymous"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.veoh.com/static/swf/webplayer/WebPlayer.swf?version=AFrontend.5.4.9.1003&amp;amp;permalinkId=v16890115Wc8FKY5w&amp;amp;player=videodetailsembedded&amp;amp;videoAutoPlay=0&amp;amp;id=anonymous" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="341" id="veohFlashPlayerEmbed" name="veohFlashPlayerEmbed"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Watch &lt;a href="http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/educational_and_howto/watch/v16890115Wc8FKY5w"&gt;Natural Constipation Remedies&lt;/a&gt; in &lt;a href="http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/educational_and_howto"&gt;Educational &amp;amp; How-To&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;View More &lt;a href="http://www.veoh.com/"&gt;Free Videos Online at Veoh.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-3971452298641572290?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/3971452298641572290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/01/natural-constipation-remedies-video.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/3971452298641572290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/3971452298641572290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/01/natural-constipation-remedies-video.html' title='Natural Constipation Remedies Video'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S2DWsIUAc0I/AAAAAAAAAb8/4Ahr_FNUu_I/s72-c/VitaminJunkeys.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-6932689608585995504</id><published>2010-01-08T02:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-08-14T10:44:50.409-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lose weight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toning women'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lean muscle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women&apos;s diet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat loss 4 idiots'/><title type='text'>Women's Diet for Toning Women</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S2DXUqyp39I/AAAAAAAAAcE/wsLW9OHVpoM/s1600-h/toningwomen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S2DXUqyp39I/AAAAAAAAAcE/wsLW9OHVpoM/s200/toningwomen.jpg" width="101" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Author: Greg Luque&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ladies, a true women's diet to be the ultimate toning women you want to be is all about the power of eating and how you pair your foods properly to lose weight.&amp;nbsp; For women, Fat Loss 4 Idiots is ideally suited to Lose weight effectively without exercise.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;I have paid more attention to my way of eating over exercise for over 20 years. The single thing I have learned from years of self educating myself about diet and exercise is that for men and women alike simply two things cause your body to lose fat and to maintain your desired healthy body weight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, only lean muscle burns body fat from weight lifting to gain lean muscle mass.&amp;nbsp; Two, only by combining the appropriate food groups into at least 4 meals per day turns your body into a fat burning furnace at the right metabolic rate to burn your excess body fat.&amp;nbsp; So, you have two options, start lifting weights and/or eat the right foods in the right combinations to burn your surplus body fat.&amp;nbsp; Research this on your own, you will discover that doctors, nutritionists, body trainers, etc. will concur.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weight lifting is not preferred by most women anyway in fear of building bulk muscle.&amp;nbsp; For years I have preached about how you can eat the foods you like to lose weight and maintain it all by eating food in the right combinations.&amp;nbsp; This is how your body turns itself into a fat burning furnace to lose stored body fat as opposed to burning your lean muscle.&amp;nbsp; I am living proof of this as I lost 50 pounds just by changing the way I ate.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;This is why I like the accepted Fat Loss 4 Idiots diet program.&amp;nbsp; In my view the Fat Loss 4 Idiots diet program is one of the best learning tools you can find to teach you how to plan your meals that will unquestionably have an causing effect on your body to burn fat no matter how little or how much you need to lose.&amp;nbsp; This diet program teaches you a lifestyle to eating, it's not a fad diet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fat Loss 4 Idiots is based on the Shifting Calories Method. Calories Shifting is accomplished by constantly changing what you eat, so that your body doesn't get used to one routine. This causes your metabolism to remain high and your body to burn more fat faster and more efficiently.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The reason why 95% of diets fail is that most diets are based on reducing the amount of calories you eat. This causes your metabolism to slow down, so you may well lose weight in the beginning, but you end up gaining it all back.&amp;nbsp; The Calorie Shifting program keeps the metabolism high at all times, so your body always burns fat, leading to a rapid and unremitting weight loss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Fat Loss 4 Idiots program includes a menu generator which produces a individual menu to each user. You type in the food you like to eat, and the menu generator takes it into account, so you end up eating much of the food you like, but it always shifts it around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You won't starve on this diet as it gives you 4 meals a day way. That's why so many folks have been able to stick to it for so long and retain their new weight once they lost the number of pounds they wanted.&amp;nbsp; Diets which tell you to stop eating a certain food group like no-carbs or no-protein diets, deprive your body from these necessary ingredients. This can be dangerous for the long term for a short term period of weight loss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What you need is a diet which lets you eat a reasonable amount of food with a certain supply of all needed food groups that still helps you to lose weight.&amp;nbsp; A diet like Fat Loss 4 Idiots�which is based on Shifting Calories is the best bet as it does not starve you but produces a fast and continuous weight loss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can You Really Lose 9 Pounds Every 11 Days With This Plan?&amp;nbsp; The most common weight loss reported is 7-10 lbs. Every 11 days, but the average is 7-8 pounds. Meaning, on one cycle you might lose 6 pounds but 9 on the next.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No crystal ball to predict exactly how much you'll lose. It all depends on how well you follow the menu and guidelines of the diet. But look at it this way: You wanted to lose 9 lbs., but you lost 7.&amp;nbsp; Hey, it's still a great weight loss rate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, It Works for Vegetarians.&amp;nbsp; Weight Loss 4 Idiots has a vegetarian version to its menu. Once you get to the online menu generator, you will be able to pick a vegetarian menu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In summary, this diet program educates you how powerful food really is in burning stored fat.&amp;nbsp; It shows you that you get fat because you don't eat the right foods at the right time each day. You learn that calorie diets don't work, low fat diets don't work and low carb diets are not safe.&amp;nbsp; You learn a new way of eating unlike anything you've ever tried to burn body fat every 11 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This program is proven, it's guaranteed and has helped hundreds of people worldwide realize rapid results and truly attain their proper size and build.&amp;nbsp; Click &lt;a href="http://highestrated.info/recommends/slimsecret"&gt;fat loss 4 idiots&lt;/a&gt; now to lose your first 9 pounds in the next 11 days .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Article Source: &lt;a href="http://www.articlealley.com/article_1020716_81.html"&gt;www.articlealley.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About the Author: Greg Luque is a former pioneering television producer of educational programming for over 25 years.&amp;nbsp; He now focuses solely on internet marketing involving passive income opportunities and affiliate marketing programs since 2001. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://highestrated.info/recommends/slimsecret"&gt;www.mycashprofits.info&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1850940170733895670-6932689608585995504?l=constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/feeds/6932689608585995504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/01/womens-diet-for-toning-women.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/6932689608585995504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1850940170733895670/posts/default/6932689608585995504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://constipationreliefnow.blogspot.com/2010/01/womens-diet-for-toning-women.html' title='Women&apos;s Diet for Toning Women'/><author><name>Chuck Rosseel</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SSjbnDTiUgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8OOmwGT7iaQ/S220/m_b3cf035a1f61e490f012481614f68fa8.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/S2DXUqyp39I/AAAAAAAAAcE/wsLW9OHVpoM/s72-c/toningwomen.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1850940170733895670.post-3840127420223790549</id><published>2009-12-16T23:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-21T02:29:29.126-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation relief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constipation cure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='can&apos;t poop'/><title type='text'>Constipation Relief</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SyneTsCpf1I/AAAAAAAAAVU/7cHV0NSMGP4/s1600-h/constipationrelief.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1BpyQl89uPs/SyneTsCpf1I/AAAAAAAAAVU/7cHV0NSMGP4/s200/constipationrelief.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Recently, while playing in my weekly poker game, I was surprised to hear one of the players state that she hadn't taken a dump in over a week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know why she felt compelled to share this with us at the poker table but she went on to say that several times in the past, she had gone over three weeks without taking a shit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good grief, that woman is due for some serious constipation relief. In this post I'm going to tell you exactly what I told her. Short of a serious medical condition, this will cure any constipation problem. Plus, you probably already have everything you need right in your kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Naturally I told her she should visit her doctor to make sure she wasn't suffering from a bowel obstruction or worse. Well, she had already met with her doctor who informed her she was fine except that she was FOS. I guess that's doctor humor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I told her to blend fresh whole fruit with yogurt and a few ice cubes to make a delicious smoothie that, if enjoyed twice a day, will have her shitting like clockwork in no time. I also advised her to get off her ass and take a walk every day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I use a Vita-Mix Blender because the freaking thing could mix concrete. It lasts a lifetime and makes all other blenders look like toys. However, you should be able to use a regular blender.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I toss three navel oranges (peeled), a couple of kiwis (peeled), a handful of strawberries, and a banana into the Vita-Mix Blender. I add some yogurt, wheat germ, protein powder and Acai berry. Then a splash of OJ and a few ice cubes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I turn that sucker on for 10 to 15 seconds and voila, a healthy, nutritious smoothie. It tastes great and will keep you regular for the rest of your life. It has the whole fruit, not just the juice. It's truly what a body needs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can mix and blend all varieties of fruit. I keep bananas and strawberries in the freezer then just drop them frozen into the blender. Do what suits your taste but do it! Drink it twice a day and you will never suffer constipation again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, don't forget to get off your lazy ass and take a walk once in a while. 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